Thursday, August 19, 2010

The most heinous song ever written

I just came across the most heinous song ever. Mainstream corporate music has finally outdone itself. Never has a song been so distasteful and irritating. Even the band seems to hate this piece of crap. It's sung with such utter contempt that the only possible solution is for the band to commit group suicide. Warning, these lyrics may cause nausea, headache or depression.

"So sick of the hobos
Always beggin' for change
I don't like how I gotta work
And they just sit around and get paid

I hate all of the people
Who can't drive their cars
Bitch you better get out of the way
Before I, start falling apart

I hate how my wife
Is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I, don't have the cash

(Refrain)
Well I hate my job, all my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life

How come I never get laid?
Nice guys always lose
How could she have another headache?
There's always some kind of excuse

I still hate my job
My boss is a dick
I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his shit

-(Refrain)-

-Musical Interlude-

I hate that I can't tell
When a girl's underage
And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches here's what you've gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say 'Fuck you'

-(Refrain)-

So much at stake
Can't catch a break
I hate my life

No there's nothing new
And it sucks to be you
I fucking hate my life

FUCK"

The first line really upsets me. How do you have a problem with hobos? So you are upset because a segment of society decides to do something about it and you have the gall to critcize them for it. That would be like if I hated McDonalds but I was to afraid to leave because I might run into ex McDonalds workers who I despise even more. Anyways I just thought I would share this song which I think reflects a lot about what is going on in society.